zebthecat
10:48 Thu Aug 24
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I don't get the predeliction for women resembling pre-pubescent girls.
It is creepy.
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Willtell
10:16 Thu Aug 24
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A couple of decades ago the French were only just discovering that a shower was something that needed doing every day rather than once a month...
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joe royal
1:25 Thu Aug 24
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I.want.that.one
Was it like putting your tongue on a PP3 battery?
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I.want.that.one
6:13 Wed Aug 23
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I was with a lovely French girl a couple decades ago, called Delphine. Loved in Lyon together for a year. She had the most pungent privates I’ve ever experienced.
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Tomshardware
4:54 Wed Aug 23
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I like a hairy muff.
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Aalborg Hammer
4:33 Wed Aug 23
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Grooming thread from 2021 - arf
http://www.westhamonline.net/forum_flat.php?9791840||1||
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VirginiaHam
3:56 Wed Aug 23
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Painted toes and hairy legs look completely wrong. Feminine with quite a lot of bloke thrown in.........the odd escaping hair from a pair of tights shorts though?
btw, think a hairy crack's quite good fun; at least you know you're safely at the business end.
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Swiss.
2:39 Wed Aug 23
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Yes a few none of which were hairy. A Dutch and German who were. The armpits I can take the legs an absolute red flag for me.
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Pickle Rick
2:21 Wed Aug 23
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I take it you don't want a 5th date then? cause thats what'll happen if you ask her to shave.
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chim chim cha boo
12:58 Wed Aug 23
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Ooh I have a lot to contribute to this fred but I am afraid it's just not in a gentleman's code.
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Manuel
11:48 Wed Aug 23
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Willtell - That made chuckle a little :-)
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Willtell
11:47 Wed Aug 23
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I’ve never dated a French girl but I did have a French teacher that used the phrase “ You must focus” a lot.
With her accent she repeatedly said “You must fuck us”
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Manuel
11:40 Wed Aug 23
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He's talking about Mrs Bigots ex's.
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Pee Wee
11:26 Wed Aug 23
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Good of Mrs Bigot to keep your ex tidy too. That’s above and beyond
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Pub Bigot
10:41 Wed Aug 23
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Couldn’t deal with hairy legs as a leg man. Touching skin akin to my own would cause tension. Mrs Bigot keeps herself tidy and ex’s too.
I did dump a bird once because she had a hairy crack.
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ivan
10:25 Wed Aug 23
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my cousins girlfriend is Dutch , hairy legs !
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BRANDED
10:18 Wed Aug 23
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Constantly play Musique “ In the Bush” song, whistle it and hum it.
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Browno22
10:10 Wed Aug 23
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Bring back Erith Jeff
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Pee Wee
8:52 Wed Aug 23
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VirginiaHam 12:45 Wed Aug 23
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Here in America I've yet to meet a woman with any hair at all.
I wouldn't mind a bit of something fluffy.......anyone got any ideas?
I’d suggest waiting until after they hit puberty.
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twoleftfeet
8:44 Wed Aug 23
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I once dated a lady who had a fanny like a baboons arm pit, I told a couple of mates about it and from then on it was known as my bushtucker trial.
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Manuel
8:35 Wed Aug 23
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Never known a French bird in my entire life, only ever been to France once as an adult and that was Marseille for the 98 world cup and was too busy dodging water cannons and tear gas, and never really met any elsewhere, but if I saw hairy armpits I would run a fucking mile, fuck that.
As for asking for advice on here, I'll give that a big LOL.
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